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skylyro’s Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris 3rd fistThis week’s blog post is all about the subtle yet brilliant nonsense humor that some of these jokes bare. So i.e., when Chuck Norris spins around, he doesn’t get dizzy, dizzy gets Chuck Norris.

And these are some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes I’ve found on the Internet. Now, check it out, click on the image above, have fun, leave your comments and rate the post, or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the hell out of you!

1. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

2. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friend.

3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

4. Chuck Norris once unscrambled an egg.

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass… at night.

6. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

7. Crop circles are Chuck’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down.

8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

9. Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

10. Chuck Norris can speak braille.